Saturday, April 9, 2011

if all the snowflakes were...gone...

I really really REALLY wish it would stop snowing. 
My uggs can't take too much more of it. They get SOAKING wet whenever I have to walk out in the slushy doom that is outside. I HATE IT. I wish it would be spring already! I want to wear my sandals, not have to worry about lugging a jacket around, and for heaven's sakes...I want to wear my shorts! (it'd give me a reason to shave my legs) Let's get real here...if the snow keeps coming, I'm going to have to turn to drastic measures. That's right my friends, I'm going to have to show the weather that I am serious about a change. I'm going to have to start wearing shorts and sandals, and maybe the weather will get the message. Or, I'll just look REALLY stupid. Probs the second one. 


One reason I'm demanding that the weather change is as follows: 
This afternoon, I was getting ready to take a shower. I was about to turn on the water when...of course...the fire alarm went off. Yes, folks, I was PREPARED to get in the shower, and I had to throw my robe back on, and get ready to face the outdoor disaster. We had to stand outside for about...15 minutes. It turns out that someone accidentally set a napkin on fire while cooking something on the stove...brilliant. 
Well, I've had it up to here:



I refuse to deal with the stupid snow any longer.

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