progress report

Hello All,
I thought I'd copy my friend Jordan Elsie Jones.
Last night, I was skimming through my News Feed on good ol'FB, and I saw that her status was a progress report of her time at USU. 
I think I'm going to do the same.
Not necessarily for YOUR benefit, but for mine.
I want to look back on my first semester and a quarter of college and remember how COOL I was!




~PROGRESS REPORT~
# of classes passed: 4
# of classes failed: 1
# of books bought: 9
# of meals used: 44
# of classes missed: 3
# of friends made: can't count
# of friends missed: can't count
# of calls to home/mom/dad: probs 300
# of cries: at least 10
# of visits to the grocery store: 15
# of hours on fb: 10000
# of hours blogging: 100
# of hours procrastinating: 23423059326367235235 (including right now)
# of pounds gained: feels like 50
# of boyfriends: 0
# of boys i've creeped on: at least 1000
# of laughs: infinite
# of skype sessions: 60
# of hours playing guitar: 40
# of hours singing: continually


well, that's all i can manage to think of right now.
if there's more, i'll add it!