a quick rant.

Alright. 

A quick post before bed.

Also, a quick disclaimer: I apologize to males who may feel uncomfortable if they should happen upon this post. (you'll get a wife and have to deal with it anyway....good preparation, right? heh....)

I am having PROBLEMS.

I mean...more than I normally do, anyway.

Do y'aLl know what this is??

That's right. It's birth control.

Why am i taking it??

Well, once a month, there's this thing that happens to me....It may happen to you too if you're of the female persuasion. 

Anywho.

I'm taking this "magic" pill to help subdue the affects my little monthly present has on me.

let's just say the magic is...............back-firing.

I don't know what's wrong with me...maybe it's not meant to work on me, but,

It sucks.

I have WORSE acne than i did before, 

my monthly present is just as cutely wrapped as it normally is with bows (curly ones), polka dots, stripes, even a few cards attached. 

Oh, and here's the kicker...

I'm fat. 

okay. i'm not fat in the least, but i'm bigger than I ever have been. 

Do you know what i mean??

It's uncomfortable for me, and I dislike it. Strongly. 

People tell me, "it's just you growing up and maturing."

BUUUULLLLLSH. 

It's my birth control causing my body to gain fat more easily. 

Even my OBGYN said so.

Which blows.

I even go to the gym!! and I eat healthily. 

GAAAAHHHHHHH why, why, why!?!?

Dear mom, 

If you read this, I'm going off of the good ol' bc.

it was a fun trip, it was great while it lasted (not),

but i think i'll be better off without it. 

Oh and I have been brushing my teeth.

LOve, 

Your slightly ticked-off daughter,

Amelia